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📝 Four New Funny Notebooks You’ll Actually Want to Write In

Because sometimes the only thing keeping us together is paper and sarcasm.

If your week’s been a blur of caffeine, chaos, and questionable decisions — same. But don’t worry, Print & Panic’s been hard at work turning that chaos into comedy (and stationery).

We’ve added four new funny notebooks to the shop that perfectly fit every version of you — the sarcastic one, the exhausted one, the swimming one, and the hungry one.

Let’s flip through the latest arrivals 👇

🐒Funny Notebooks Feature: Sarcastic Monkey Notebook

Funny office notebook featuring a cartoon monkey with a sarcastic expression — 8.5x11 lined notebook by Print & Panic for work or journaling.
Sarcasm level: professional. The Sarcastic Monkey Notebook is your reminder that adulting deserves applause… or at least a banana.

“Because adulting deserves applause… or at least a banana.” If your daily to-do list starts with “don’t lose it,” this one’s for you. A snarky, no-filter notebook made for office heroes, tired parents, and anyone barely hanging on by a paperclip.🖊️ 120 lined pages | 8.5x11 | Professional enough for work, funny enough for sanity.

💓 EKG Nursing School Notebook

EKG-themed nursing notebook with a red heart design and lined pages — perfect for nursing students, medical notes, or hospital life journaling by Print & Panic.
Pulse check: steady sarcasm, strong caffeine. The EKG Nursing Notebook keeps your notes organized while your shift keeps you humble.

“Dream big. Work hard. RN incoming.” Created for nursing students, nurses, and anyone who runs on caffeine and compassion. Perfect for lecture notes, clinicals, or just tracking your heartbeat between shifts.💉 120 lined pages | Glossy cover | Smart, sarcastic, and caffeine-resistant.

🏊 Swim Life Notebook

Swim-themed spiral notebook with lane line design and motivational swim quote — ideal for swimmers, coaches, and parents by Print & Panic.
For those balancing meets, homework, and sanity — the Swim Life Notebook is your calm in the chlorine.

“The calm in the chaos — for those balancing practices, meets, and school.”Whether you’re tracking sets, planning meets, or doodling lane lines, this one’s made for swimmers, parents, and coaches who know that “free time” is just a myth.🌊 120 wide-ruled pages | Wave design | Durable spiral for wet-bag life.

🦃🍕 Eat Pizza! Turkey Notebook

Thanksgiving-themed spiral notebook with cartoon turkey and “Eat Pizza!” text — funny holiday journal with 120 lined pages by Print & Panic.
Feast big. Laugh hard. Write it down later. The Eat Pizza! notebook is your new Thanksgiving survival guide — now in spiral form.

“Feast big. Laugh hard. Write it down later.”The holidays are messy — thankfully, your notes don’t have to be. Perfect for journaling, planning, or keeping track of who’s bringing dessert.🍂 120 lined pages | Glossy cover | Equal parts carbs, chaos, and comedy.

💬 Print & Panic Promise

We make humor for hardworking humans. Print it. Panic a little. Laugh a lot.

🖤 Which notebook matches your current mood? Tell us in the comments or tag us on Instagram @printpanic — we love seeing which one ends up in your bag (or next to your coffee).

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