Plotting My Escape – 8.5x11 Spiral Sarcastic Work Journal
Plotting My Escape – 8.5x11 Spiral Sarcastic Work Journal
Feeling like you're stuck in a meeting that should have been an email?
The Plotting My Escape Notebook from Print & Panic is made for those moments when your brain is already planning the exit strategy while the meeting keeps going. Featuring a bold retro black-and-white design of a pop-art woman scanning the horizon with binoculars, this notebook captures the feeling of quietly plotting your next move.
Whether you're taking meeting notes, writing down ideas, or just doodling while someone says “let’s circle back,” this notebook gives you a place to keep your thoughts organized with a little sarcasm on the side.
What’s Inside
Clean Writing Pages
120 wide-ruled lined pages
Simple layout designed for easy writing
Plenty of space for notes, lists, and brainstorming
Workplace Humor
Five rotating sarcastic footer quotes throughout the notebook
Retro pop-art inspired cover design
Cheeky thank-you page in the back
Example phrases include:
“Blink twice if you need coffee.”
“Let’s circle back to that.”
“Priorities: Coffee. Snacks. You.”
“Lower your expectations.”
“Overthinking in progress.”
The Plotting My Escape Notebook from Print & Panic was created for the professionals navigating meetings, deadlines, and office chaos one page at a time.
Mission: Get through today.
Product Details
- Physical printed notebook (shipped to you)
- Size: 8.5" x 11"
- 120 pages
- Black & white interior pages
- Spiral bound for easy flipping and laying flat
- Full-color professionally printed cover
What's Included
- 1 spiral-bound notebook
- 120 lined interior pages
- Durable spiral binding for everyday use
Format & Quality
- Professionally printed and spiral bound by Lulu
- Clean, easy-to-write-on black & white interior pages
- Pages lay flat for comfortable writing
- Slight color variations may occur due to screen and print settings
How it Works
- Place your order
- Your notebook is printed and prepared
- It ships directly to you
Perfect For
- Office workers and remote employees
- Work meetings and daily note-taking
- Coworker or office humor gifts
- Brainstorming, planning, and to-do lists
Shipping & Important Notes
- This is a physical product — no digital files are included
- Production and shipping times may vary
- Colors may appear slightly different in print than on screen
- Please double-check size and format before ordering
- Not customizable at this time (remove this line if you later add customization)
Print & Panic Promise
Designed with humor, caffeine, and just a little panic.
If something goes wrong with your order — message me.
If your motivation disappears before practice — I get it.
I’m here to help. Always.
Copyright
© 2026 Print & Panic
All designs are original and protected by copyright law.
This notebook may not be reproduced, copied, or resold in any form.